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Helloooo World!

My name is Techie* and I shall be your hostess for the duration of however long you wish to hang around my blog. I’m a hospital pharmacy technician by trade and a Canadian by nationality. In my spare time I knit, watch too much tv and read too many books.

If I’m going to be honest with you (and I shall always try to be) I should warn you up front that I’m overly fond of commas, ellipses, parentheses, rants and long gaps between updates. I will try to break myself of the long gaps and ranting habits, I cannot promise anything about my proclivity for excessive punctuation.

To keep in compliance with the local laws, my disclaimer… stolen from Writing.com’s Disclaimer Page

The following blog is the opinion of the writer and is not intended to malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, gender, sexual orientation or individual. The views of the writer are her own, and do not in any way reflect the views of the site they are posted on, other sites affiliated with this site, the staff involved with the site, or any other members of this site. Furthermore, they do not necessarily reflect the views of the the people who live in the author’s neighbourhood, city, province, country, continent, hemisphere, planet, star system, galaxy, or universe of orign. Please also note that the fact the piece is written in English is in no way meant to malign other languages or linguistic entities, nor to malign those who are illiterate or visually impaired and thus are unable to read the piece. Furthermore, the individual letters, words, and punctuation marks involved had no option but to be placed into the story, and should not be held accountable for the writer’s statement. Any spelling or grammatical errors are not the responsibility of the the schools the author attended, the teachers the author was taught by, the regional governments who did or did not fund the author’s educational system, or anyone else involved in the author’s education. In point of fact, the author takes full responsibility for his actions and opinions and does not hold his parents, siblings, other relations, friends, neighbors, acquaintances, people in any proximity, or that strange guy she talked to on the bus three weeks ago responsible for anything in the following work, or for anything else the author may or may not have done. The author freely admits that her views may not be the same as those of his religious group, gender, species, ethnic group, neighbourhood watch program, bowling league or other club.

No animals, plants, fungi, bacteria, viri, spores, seeds or any other living things were harmed during the making of this disclaimer. Further, no environmental damage was caused to any ecosphere, existing or nonexisting. All electrons used in the production were strictly volunteers, and all paper was made by trees that died of natural causes.

Also, in regards to all stories involving patients, the authoress is a lying liar complete with requiset flaming pants… she made them up to make interesting blog posts and do not in any way resemble actualy people who are alive (or dead) in this, or any other, world.

With that out of the way, please sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. 😀

*Well, not really… but I’m sure you knew that already.